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This is a non-spoiler free, multi-fandom blog, as well as my personal blog. I frequently post things about my various chronic illnesses, Warehouse 13, Doctor Who, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Grey's Anatomy, Rizzoli & Isles, Once Upon a Time, various lesbian films and tv shows, as well as nonsensical gif spams with my followers, food porn, and lots of stuff about work (because I spend most of my time there)
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volpestarks:

spectre or N7?

N7 is the vocational code in the Systems Alliance military. The “N” designates special forces and the “7” refers to the highest level of proficiency. It applies to marines who have graduated from the Interplanetary Combatives Training (ICT) program. Initially, candidates train for more than 20 hours per day, leading small combat teams through hostile terrain with little sleep or food. Trainees who do well are rewarded an internal designation of N1 and are invited to return. Subsequent courses - N2 through N6 - are often held off-planet and include instruction in zero-G combat, military free-fall (parachuting), jetpack flight, combat diving, combat instruction, linguistics, and frontline trauma care for human and alien biology. The highest grade of training, N6, provides actual combat experience in combat zones throughout the galaxy. If the trainee survives these scenarios in “admirable and effective fashion”, he or she finally receives the coveted N7 designation. N7 is the only ICT designation that may be worn on field or dress uniforms.

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feministbatwoman:

another-elle:

feministbatwoman:

touchmykittykat:

thebrightstar:

finchfry:

the best and most accurate thing

This literally NEVER gets old.

Yassss

"Which of the vegetables wears the strap-on?" is something I say in everyday conversations now. 

What is this comedian’s name? I’m interested in seeing her act in non-GIF form, but I’m not going to google vegetables wearing strap-ons.

MAE MARTIN. She’s amazing in non-GIF form. This is the video of the moment above. 

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alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

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Synchronized lady dancing to a Mariah Carey chart-topper is not lame!

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geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

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It was pleasurable. But it doesn’t make me your mate for life.

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beesmygod:

like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperon at a highschool dance. leave some room for jesus

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dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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my face when I realized what this meant…

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top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)

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